Welcome to
The Internet Shoplifting Network
Wish you could afford those Gucci loafers?
Like to shop from the privacy and comfort of your own home?
Tired of paying full price for your Internet purchases?
You should try our Internet Shoplifting Service!
We currently offer this service for the theft of both information services
and goods. For information services we simply retrieve the information and
pass it on to you. For goods we use someone else's credit card number and
drop ship them to an address that you specify.
Our fee is currently being waived during this promotional period.
As of the first of the year, we will begin charging a mere 2% of the
original cost of the item (shipping is extra on goods). You save
98% on all goods and information services!
NOTE: This service is only available to users of Netscape 2.0 or later.
We regret the inconvenience.
Credit for this concept goes to
Kristen McCurley